What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s